Nyns eus goon heb lagas, na ke heb scovarn

There is no down without an eye, nor hedge without an ear

FASHION NEWS

ADVERTISEMENT FEATURE
by Fashion Editor Morwenna Behenna

Modeled here by the Roundup's sub-sub-editor and part-time supermodel, man-about-town Parsley Trebilcock, is the latest thing in men's all-weather couture.

In hard-wearing polyprocrastinatilene, this unique apparel is designed to keep the wearer dry over many years of reliable service.

  • With integrated hood and buttons!
  • All one-piece!
  • Reusable!
  • Portable!
  • Practical!
  • Economic!
AS SUPPLIED TO RNLI CREWS!
Complete with instructions (in Italian).
For a limited time only, this item is available -- exlusively from the R.C. Oates superstore at Crowlas, or online at www.oatesripoffs.com -- at the special promotional price of $899.99. But hurry! Stocks are limited!
Note: In order to prevent damage, care should be taken when fastening/unfastening the buttons. Also, this garment is not designed to be worn in bed.

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