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AMAZING PENDEEN CURE FOR BALDNESS AVAILABLE FOR YOU!!
Fed up with all the “Baldie” jokes?
Want to make an impact on the Ladies again with a full head of hair?
Do you have £4,500 to spare (although easy terms are available**)?
Come to Ponsandane Hair Solutions at 3 Treworvas Cottages in Pendeen for an amazing CURE for baldness!!
BEFORE and AFTER
This is a picture (on the left) of the top of delighted customer Tommy Trevains’ head BEFORE he had the treatment, (and it only lasts 5 minutes!!!) which has transformed his life. On the right is a picture of the lustrous hair growth which he is proud to call his own after the treatment.
Says a delighted Tommy, “I ebbent never spent su much money to such good effect. I’s the best £4,500 I ever spent!! I’s jes’ like I got a new ‘ead of ‘air. I w’aint be able to keep they maids off me now."
Mrs Kitty Polzeath, 35, the brains and owner of Ponsandane Hair Solutions claims that she can help any man with problems in the hair department!!Indeed for the right fee, she claims that she can help any man with any problems in any department.
**Long Rock Bank will provide personal loans to enable you to take a course of treatment at Mrs Polzeath’s establishment. Loans are available to bald persons with an annual income of not less than £34,000 annually. Deposit of 10% must be paid by bald customer. Arrangement Fee of £1,500 will apply, as will annual compound interest rate of 31.75%. Loans are for a minimun period of 35 years. Certificate of Baldness must be provided.
