SPOTLIGHT ON COLINSEY MANAGEMENT CONSULTANCY

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Colinsey Management Consultancy (CMC) can change the way your business looks and behaves – for ever!

Meet the CMC team!

Nancy Clemo (34) is an expert on what she terms the “the male deadline crisis” and has many years experience in helping men out of this mental dead end. She has now been persuaded to leave the Prom (near St Anthony’s Gardens) to join the team of professionals based at Heamoor to school the West Cornwall Business Community to take on the world – and beat them.

Skugley Benge (35) is a young man with over 45 years experience in personal training. He has a deep personal knowledge of the scope and power of mind-altering drugs and deploys this knowledge and skill in his executive coaching.

Skugley has never been ‘inside’.

Caxter Bunt (35) is a management guru who believes in the unrivaled power of the unwashed body. The idea might, at first sight, seem abhorrent. But Baxter’s considered opinion is that “washing” is unnatural and that allowing natural odours to cloak the body also provides protection for the mind – in his words ‘It clothes the soul!”.

Caxter, who has borrowed three books on management from Penzance Library over the past few years, is part of the executive coaching team.

Rodney Botallack (25) has a unique role in the team. He is there to be an inspiration to everyone to be a fat cat. Weighing in at 35 stone, he works hard to consume the calories to keep looking the way his mother likes him to look. Since birth she has wanted him to be ‘a fat cat’. He is certainly getting there and he would like to share his secrets with aspiring business leaders in West Penwith.

The ‘leading lady’ of the CMC team is the company founder, Gracie Pender (51). Miss Pender has held top jobs in a range of well-known organisations.

She started work life at the age of 16 as a filing clerk in the Penwith Parks department. Then, two years ago, she was promoted to a ‘hands-on’ role in the staff canteen.

She therefore has a wide experience and appreciation of corporate life. She also has a CSE in Spanish (Grade 5).

If you duh want a 'proper job', then come to CMC!! Whatever problems you may 'ave, we'll sort 'n' owt fer 'ee!!