ADVERTISEMENT FEATURE
by Fashion Editor Morwenna Behenna
Modeled here by the Roundup's sub-sub-editor and part-time supermodel, man-about-town Parsley Trebilcock, is the latest thing in men's all-weather couture.
In hard-wearing polyprocrastinatilene, this unique apparel is designed to keep the wearer dry over many years of reliable service.
- With integrated hood and buttons!
- All one-piece!
- Reusable!
- Portable!
- Practical!
- Economic!
Complete with instructions (in Italian).
For a limited time only, this item is available -- exlusively from the R.C. Oates superstore at Crowlas, or online at www.oatesripoffs.com -- at the special promotional price of $899.99. But hurry! Stocks are limited!
Note: In order to prevent damage, care should be taken when fastening/unfastening the buttons. Also, this garment is not designed to be worn in bed.
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