EURODISNEY RELUBBUS!

PLANNING NEWS
By Planning Correspondent Rendell Janner
A Disney theme park, to be known as Eurodisney Relubbus, is to be built on the slopes of Mount Relubbus. An artist's impression of the iconic Sleeping Beauty's Castle that will dominate the entrance to the park is shown on the left.

Mr Bosustow Trezize, the CEO of Trezize Developments, who will be building the park, said:
"The park will be much larger than Eurodisney Paris. In fact, the Frogs are furious because they expect us to take business from them. We shall be running five special Eurodisney trains from London each day, two each from Berlin and Milan, and even one from Paris! There will also be Eurodisney flights into Relubbus International Airport."

The Greater Relubbus Urban Council (GRUC) Planning Committee gave its approval to the proposals at their meeting on Tuesday, when Chief Planning Officer Bosustow Trezize argued that the site would bring much-needed employment to the area.

This new development will complement and enhance that proposed last year by Trezize Developments, which is presently under construction. The original scheme includes provision for 20,000 caravans on the lower slopes of the mountain, 3 luxury hotels, 7 ski-lifts, 3 helicopter pads, a small airport, a "ring road" encircling the mountain, and an Alpine restaurant.

Committee members opposed to the new scheme -- that is, all of them except the Chief Planning Officer himself -- argued bitterly that the development would ruin forever the wild scenic beauty of the mountain. Unfortunately for them, the rules of the committee (drawn up by CPO Trezize at the committee's inception) stipulate that the vote of the CPO is of equal weight to the combined votes of all the other committee members; and that, in the event of a tie, the CPO has the casting vote. The application was therefore approved.