WIN THIS LUXURY CAR!

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Take a good look, for you will never see the like of this car again!

It is the brand-new hand-built Trevaskis Landshark 505 and it can be yours simply by answering 10 little questions correctly. The first correctly completed entry form* received at Trevaskis stores will win the entrant ownership of this desirable one-off!!

Designed by style-gurus lured from the famous Italian Lamborgini camp as well as from avant-garde auto-designers Nankervis of Polnarren, this automotive wonder should tick everyone’s boxes. Whilst conceived as an executive car to speed the likes of RC Oates or Trevaskis himself along the roads of Cornwall accompanied by some curvaceous Cornish cutie called Ann or Diane, at a phenomenal additional cost two passenger seats have been added at the back. The car is made from 100% recyclable and recycled materials.

It is equipped with the latest Naff Sat and includes a radio permanently tuned to BBC Radio Cornwall. Its eco-conscious designers have equipped it with a half litre engine, but so sophisticated is the engineering that, after running flat out for 30 minutes (downhill) it cam achieve an amazing speed of 17 and half miles per hour!!

This car was conceived as -- and is -- the purest girlbait!!

It can be yours, just by answering the following questions AND FILLING IN THE ANSWERS ON THE APPROPRIATE FORM*** ONLY OBTAINABLE FROM TREVASKIS STORES :

1. What is the name of this car?
2. What is its maximum downhill speed?
3. What colour is it?
4. Which Cornish multi-mega-billionnaire, whose name features in the title, is behind this amazing Cornish concept car?
5. From which Italian automotive group were style gurus poached?
6. From which Cornish automotive group were style gurus poached?
7. Give one likely name of the curvaceous Cornish cutie who would be a passenger in this car.
8. Give another likely name of a curvaceous Cornish cutie passenger.
9. To which radio station is the car’s radio permanently tuned?
10. Name the satellite navigation aid with which the car is equipped.

The Answer Form must be accompanied by an essay of not less than 50,000 words with the title "I deserve to get my hands on the Landshark because..."

*** Answer Forms will only be issued to people who have spent £24,000 in Trevaskis stores during the past week or who have paid the £24,000 entry fee (a percentage of which might be paid towards a charity, the Society for Beached Landsharks).